Dear Dusty,
My dog insists on eating "treats" from the cat's litter box. How can I convince him that not all ass material is to meant for digestion?
Signed,
Pooped in Peoria
Dear Pooped in Peoria today you were answered by Yore ASS
Your dog is very wise. Everything given by an ASS should be taken inside and digested.
You focus on your dogs choice of treat and it disgusts you. This wise ASS will tell you that it would not be a treat if it was acceptable to all and good for you and healthy. Does your dog judge you for those little white line powder 'treats' you have in a morning to help you through the day? No of course not. If this really is intolerable to you I suggest you might like to try cleaning out the litter tray.
with much effort
Yore
Showing posts with label spiritual. Show all posts
Showing posts with label spiritual. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Smell of Farts:Insight into Karma
Dear Dusty
Why do farts smell bad?
signed
Anxious Inhaler
Dear Anxious Inhaler you were answered by Peechee ASS
The Universe in which you come from, withholds a secret from every mortal. Each individual has a different secret kept from them. The secret held back is different in each carnation as it is based wholly on Karma. The secret the Universe holds from you is that, in fact, farts do not smell bad.Only to you. Most farts smell of roses and freshly baked do-nuts. In fact your own farts actually smell like strawberry ice cream. Trust in me. When you next smell a fart, breathe deep, see if you can smell beyond the mask the Universe has cursed you with.
Better luck with your next life
Peechee
Why do farts smell bad?
signed
Anxious Inhaler
Dear Anxious Inhaler you were answered by Peechee ASS
The Universe in which you come from, withholds a secret from every mortal. Each individual has a different secret kept from them. The secret held back is different in each carnation as it is based wholly on Karma. The secret the Universe holds from you is that, in fact, farts do not smell bad.Only to you. Most farts smell of roses and freshly baked do-nuts. In fact your own farts actually smell like strawberry ice cream. Trust in me. When you next smell a fart, breathe deep, see if you can smell beyond the mask the Universe has cursed you with.
Better luck with your next life
Peechee
Monday, April 14, 2008
Strickly Speaking
Dear Dusty
Strictly speaking, what is the difference between an ass, a butt, a duff, a can, a kiester, and a rear?
Signed
I'm too lazy to write my name (we know who you are anyway)
Dear I'm too lazy to write my name you were answered by Chaque ASS
Strictly speaking? They are all different words and consequently they are all spelt differently.
Being the smart ASS that I am I know what question you really wanted to ask and the answer is yes, completely alone, in 17 years while ironing your underwear.
Strictly speaking, what is the difference between an ass, a butt, a duff, a can, a kiester, and a rear?
Signed
I'm too lazy to write my name (we know who you are anyway)
Dear I'm too lazy to write my name you were answered by Chaque ASS
Strictly speaking? They are all different words and consequently they are all spelt differently.
Being the smart ASS that I am I know what question you really wanted to ask and the answer is yes, completely alone, in 17 years while ironing your underwear.
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