Dear Dusty,
My dog insists on eating "treats" from the cat's litter box. How can I convince him that not all ass material is to meant for digestion?
Signed,
Pooped in Peoria
Dear Pooped in Peoria today you were answered by Yore ASS
Your dog is very wise. Everything given by an ASS should be taken inside and digested.
You focus on your dogs choice of treat and it disgusts you. This wise ASS will tell you that it would not be a treat if it was acceptable to all and good for you and healthy. Does your dog judge you for those little white line powder 'treats' you have in a morning to help you through the day? No of course not. If this really is intolerable to you I suggest you might like to try cleaning out the litter tray.
with much effort
Yore
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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Monday, April 14, 2008
Strickly Speaking
Dear Dusty
Strictly speaking, what is the difference between an ass, a butt, a duff, a can, a kiester, and a rear?
Signed
I'm too lazy to write my name (we know who you are anyway)
Dear I'm too lazy to write my name you were answered by Chaque ASS
Strictly speaking? They are all different words and consequently they are all spelt differently.
Being the smart ASS that I am I know what question you really wanted to ask and the answer is yes, completely alone, in 17 years while ironing your underwear.
Strictly speaking, what is the difference between an ass, a butt, a duff, a can, a kiester, and a rear?
Signed
I'm too lazy to write my name (we know who you are anyway)
Dear I'm too lazy to write my name you were answered by Chaque ASS
Strictly speaking? They are all different words and consequently they are all spelt differently.
Being the smart ASS that I am I know what question you really wanted to ask and the answer is yes, completely alone, in 17 years while ironing your underwear.
Friday, April 11, 2008
Barry Manilow Crush
Dear Dusty
Please help me I need some ASSistance. I'm in love with Barry Manilow. It hurts soo much I can't sleep at night. I love him soo much I changed my name to Mandy, then when I found out he didn't write the song I changed it to Copacabana. I feel so isolated. I just don't hear his music anymore. My parole officer says no radio station would play him because he's a has-been. There has to be one! Please help me, I really need ASS at the moment.
signed
Copacabana Jones, Halfway house ,Wrexham
Dear Mr Jones..you were answered by Saddaisi ASS:
Oh Jones,if only you knew! Barry Manilow was formed from the light of a sunbeams ray blended with a supernova's spark. He truly is a Celestial being. Most Mortals understand this not.Sigh. This shows you are on the one,blessed path to enlightenment. Take heart! Mr Barry Manilow can still be heard on one radio station, 2hd Fm, Newcastle, Australia. Much love and dancing
Saddaisi
Please help me I need some ASSistance. I'm in love with Barry Manilow. It hurts soo much I can't sleep at night. I love him soo much I changed my name to Mandy, then when I found out he didn't write the song I changed it to Copacabana. I feel so isolated. I just don't hear his music anymore. My parole officer says no radio station would play him because he's a has-been. There has to be one! Please help me, I really need ASS at the moment.
signed
Copacabana Jones, Halfway house ,Wrexham
Dear Mr Jones..you were answered by Saddaisi ASS:
Oh Jones,if only you knew! Barry Manilow was formed from the light of a sunbeams ray blended with a supernova's spark. He truly is a Celestial being. Most Mortals understand this not.Sigh. This shows you are on the one,blessed path to enlightenment. Take heart! Mr Barry Manilow can still be heard on one radio station, 2hd Fm, Newcastle, Australia. Much love and dancing
Saddaisi
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