Smell of Farts:Insight into Karma

Dear Dusty
Why do farts smell bad?
signed
Anxious Inhaler

Dear Anxious Inhaler you were answered by Peechee ASS

The Universe in which you come from, withholds a secret from every mortal. Each individual has a different secret kept from them. The secret held back is different in each carnation as it is based wholly on Karma. The secret the Universe holds from you is that, in fact, farts do not smell bad.Only to you. Most farts smell of roses and freshly baked do-nuts. In fact your own farts actually smell like strawberry ice cream. Trust in me. When you next smell a fart, breathe deep, see if you can smell beyond the mask the Universe has cursed you with.
Better luck with your next life
Peechee