A selection of your requests for help and the wise ASS responses:

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Showing posts with label treats. Show all posts
Showing posts with label treats. Show all posts

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Dog's tasty treats from cat box

Dear Dusty,

My dog insists on eating "treats" from the cat's litter box. How can I convince him that not all ass material is to meant for digestion?

Signed,

Pooped in Peoria


Dear Pooped in Peoria today you were answered by Yore ASS

Your dog is very wise. Everything given by an ASS should be taken inside and digested.
You focus on your dogs choice of treat and it disgusts you. This wise ASS will tell you that it would not be a treat if it was acceptable to all and good for you and healthy. Does your dog judge you for those little white line powder 'treats' you have in a morning to help you through the day? No of course not. If this really is intolerable to you I suggest you might like to try cleaning out the litter tray.
with much effort
Yore