A selection of your requests for help and the wise ASS responses:

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Friday, April 11, 2008

Barry Manilow Crush

Dear Dusty
Please help me I need some ASSistance. I'm in love with Barry Manilow. It hurts soo much I can't sleep at night. I love him soo much I changed my name to Mandy, then when I found out he didn't write the song I changed it to Copacabana. I feel so isolated. I just don't hear his music anymore. My parole officer says no radio station would play him because he's a has-been. There has to be one! Please help me, I really need ASS at the moment.
signed
Copacabana Jones, Halfway house ,Wrexham

Dear Mr Jones..you were answered by Saddaisi ASS:

Oh Jones,if only you knew! Barry Manilow was formed from the light of a sunbeams ray blended with a supernova's spark. He truly is a Celestial being. Most Mortals understand this not.Sigh. This shows you are on the one,blessed path to enlightenment. Take heart! Mr Barry Manilow can still be heard on one radio station, 2hd Fm, Newcastle, Australia. Much love and dancing
Saddaisi

2 comments:

Funnygirl said...

ASS rocks!

Dusty said...

Yes we all adore ASS here.x.