Cheating boyfriend

Dear Dusty;

I think my boyfriend is cheating on me.. but with his "best friend" ... last Saturday when they were supposed to be bowling they were spotted dancing together. A "good friend" told me she saw them leave the disco and buy a ham and cheese quiche at a cafe..... do I confront him?

Signed,
Lonely Llama in L-toona

Dear Lonely Llama you were answered by Knodagyn ASS

Oh dear you really are missing the point here aren't you? You really shouldn't need an ASS to tell you this is all about the quiche. If your boyfriend was getting quiche at home he wouldn't be paying cafe prices. I notice you say he had ham and cheese quiche? sometimes it takes a "best friend" to know that you don't like spinach or mushroom quiche and have been pretending you enjoy it all along.
We ASSES know what is going to happen, we are all seeing, all knowing. So yes you will confront him and may I suggest you don't do it in the kitchen and keep your hands in your pockets at all times.
your superior being
Knodagyn