Dear Dusty,
I'm sittin' at a baseball game watchin' muh son's team clobber another team. What's the best way to divert everyone's attention from the foul-smellin' gas that I've been passin' cuz I ate too many chili dogs from the concession stand?
Signed,
Anal Gas in Arkanass
Dear Anal Gas in Arkanass you were answered by Shayksis ASS
Just stop talking. All will be well.
Unearned respect
Shayksis
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They are all energy beings from the Ascended Sage Seers Enlightenment Society. They are many. As I talk through my ASS spontaneously, I cannot guarantee which ASS will respond to you. I hope to provide information on each ASS that visits. There are some friendly ASSES , There are some real smart ASSES, some a tad more cynical about those who are still physically bound, but each and every ASS that visits knows more than you and can give you guidance and advice. The nature of ascension means there are no dumb ASSES.
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