Dear Dusty,
I was thinking of building a web site (I just found the interwebs), but there are already so many websites out there, I'm afraid I am too late to this party.
Will I be using too much interweb space with my soon to be crappy web site and will I always be trying to catch up with all the people who started working their asses off long before I found the interwebs?
Signed,
n00b b00b
Dear nOOb bOOb today you were answered by Hitchi ASS
You have already taken up too much space on the interwebs by asking your question. You have too much of a negative, controlling personality to be successful as an internet entrepreneur. Let's just say you were never in fact, invited to the party.
Gatecrasher is what you are.
Listen to the advice of those around you. Have faith in what they say.
We do have more messages for you. Beware the female farmer she will be coming for you. Very,very soon. We advise you stay out of the Pole Barn and your genital growth will never improve.
Trust is the key!
Hitchi
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Thursday, June 5, 2008
Wednesday, April 23, 2008
Talking to Dusty : Insight into talking through ASS
Dusty takes time out to answer questions on ASS stimulation,interaction and feeling your ASS:
How do you prepare to talk through your ASS?
I use a combination of techniques. I use a secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices, ASS scented candles(available for online purchase soon!) and ASS relaxation techniques (also available soon for those who wish to get the most out of their ASS).
Should I try to interact with my own ASS?
Yes!. Being in touch with your ASS can give great feelings of joy and satisfaction. The better you become at it the more excited you will find yourself and probably wonder why it's taken so long to find your ASS.
What does it feel like to talk through your ASS?
You feel unaware of any other feelings. When you talk through your ASS no one can influence you. In fact you just "know" what you think and feel is correct. You won't need to ask the opinion of others.
How do you prepare to talk through your ASS?
I use a combination of techniques. I use a secret recipe of 11 herbs and spices, ASS scented candles(available for online purchase soon!) and ASS relaxation techniques (also available soon for those who wish to get the most out of their ASS).
Should I try to interact with my own ASS?
Yes!. Being in touch with your ASS can give great feelings of joy and satisfaction. The better you become at it the more excited you will find yourself and probably wonder why it's taken so long to find your ASS.
What does it feel like to talk through your ASS?
You feel unaware of any other feelings. When you talk through your ASS no one can influence you. In fact you just "know" what you think and feel is correct. You won't need to ask the opinion of others.
Thursday, April 17, 2008
My Secret
Dear Dusty
I love ass and wondered if you could tell me my secret?
signed
Curious Cazza
Dear Curious Cazza today you were answered by Kiszma ASS
Your secret is so. The imaginary friend you had as a child, and sometimes still talk to today,was not in fact 5 year old blond pal Tommy, but a 53 year old Docker called Derrick. He did however listen to all of your hopes,dreams and worries. Unfortunately he shared them with your friends and enemies alike.
Love
Kiszma
I love ass and wondered if you could tell me my secret?
signed
Curious Cazza
Dear Curious Cazza today you were answered by Kiszma ASS
Your secret is so. The imaginary friend you had as a child, and sometimes still talk to today,was not in fact 5 year old blond pal Tommy, but a 53 year old Docker called Derrick. He did however listen to all of your hopes,dreams and worries. Unfortunately he shared them with your friends and enemies alike.
Love
Kiszma
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