Internet reality check

Dear Dusty,

I was thinking of building a web site (I just found the interwebs), but there are already so many websites out there, I'm afraid I am too late to this party.

Will I be using too much interweb space with my soon to be crappy web site and will I always be trying to catch up with all the people who started working their asses off long before I found the interwebs?

Signed,

n00b b00b

Dear nOOb bOOb today you were answered by Hitchi ASS

You have already taken up too much space on the interwebs by asking your question. You have too much of a negative, controlling personality to be successful as an internet entrepreneur. Let's just say you were never in fact, invited to the party.
Gatecrasher is what you are.

Listen to the advice of those around you. Have faith in what they say.

We do have more messages for you. Beware the female farmer she will be coming for you. Very,very soon. We advise you stay out of the Pole Barn and your genital growth will never improve.
Trust is the key!
Hitchi