Dear Dusty
Craig Ferguson (a tv talk show host) said that when Oprah (a tv talk show host) farts it helps people.
Do you think that's true?
Curious in Cleveland
Dear Curious in Cleveland today you were answered by Shayksis ASS
Due to non disclosure agreements Dusty can only reveal certain information to you mortals. I will allow her to tell you that Craig Ferguson, did reveal that Oprah's farts help people while talking through his ASS.
This information is usually reserved for those who strictly follow the laws and scriptures of Askanass or who are annual members of our fan club.
We believe Oprah's farts help improve peoples lives by turning negative energy into positive, mostly, sexual energy.
This gift and the fact she chooses to use it, makes her what you mortals will call an "Earth Angel" In the realm of Askanass the ASSES would call her an ANUS - A Negative Unit Shearer. This is one reason we believe she invites the PILES -Positively Inhibited Lacking Emotional Stability, like Tom Cruise etc on her show.
With you through all movements
Shayksis ASS
Wednesday, May 7, 2008
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2 comments:
Oprah needs some kids!
Being married to a good ole redneck and raising 2 good ole redneck kids, farting and belching was the norm in our house.
as the mom I tried to impart good manners, but one evening I had one fart I just couldn't keep. The response from my highshool boys was. "nice push mom"
Well I was proud of myself, and on a side note,
it's better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain.
Ha ha, dusty, you know me!
janelle
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